Two fallen angels (Matt Damon and Ben Affleck) hatch a plan to re-enter heaven based on a loophole in Catholic dogma, not realizing that to turn church law against God will rip the universe apart. Down comes the messenger of God (Alan Rickman) to charge Planned Parenthood counselor Bethany Sloane (Linda Fiorentino) with a holy quest. It’s up to Bethany, plus the irrepressible, foul-mouthed Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith), the long-dead, long-forgotten 13th Apostle (Chris Rock) and a sexy muse (Salma Hayek) to head the angels off at the pass—specifically, New Jersey—before the world comes to an end.